The Three Stage Desk Missle Launcher

Need to keep intruders away from your PCS reports??  This security system for your office or cubicle is equipped with a motion sensor. First it flashes and sounds a siren. Then it sends a signal to the second stage which is a louder alarm. The third stage is then triggered and it will fire two foam missiles at the intruder.

THE MILLION DOLLAR HOMEPAGE POSTER

WE FOUND IT!!!  Our own Peter Peng had a funny story on this developement so we found the real deal poster for you!  This poster will serve as inspiration, reminding you that a small, simple idea can grow into big, fat success. The million dollar home page poster is an exact replica of the original Web page, measuring 60cm x 60cm with a gloss finish.

IPHONE COASTERS

These Meninos coasters are styled after the iPhone’s icons giving Apple fans somewhere cool to stick their cups. Made of medium-density fiberboard (MDF) with a durable vinyl finish and a rubber bottom to stop slips, the anally retentive among you could arrange them on the coffee table as precisely as they appear on the phone’s homescreen, while the rest of us can mix ‘em up as we see fit. Oh, and if the iPhone’s not your thing, then Meninos also offers an Internet-themed set too.

USB BEVERAGE COOLER!

USB ports are a great thing and should be put to use!  Keep your drinks cool with the USB beverage cooler. It’s guaranteed to keep your favorite drink at a nice, frosty 45? F.

USB BEVERAGE WARMER

Technological convergence can be a great thing. For those of you who require their caffeine fix, this little USB-powered hot plate is your newest best friend. While it won’t bring your cup o’ joe (or favorite tea) to a bubbling boil, it will keep it nice and warm around 104?

Bacteria Killing LCD Monitor

PC Bank Korea introduces the PBM-978PS “Negative Ionization” LCD Monitor. It features a 5ms response time, 1200:1 contrast ratio, and a wide-viewing angle.

CARPET SKATES

These were too funny not to include! Just slip these guys over your shoes and their sheer surfaces will reduce the friction enough to allow you to glide at blinding speed across your office carpet! Late for that 3 o’clock meeting on the other side of the floor? No problem any more! Note: Speed skating/ninja suit not included, though strange glances from your coworkers are something you’ll be sure to attract. (Of course, you’re productivity will probably skyrocket as well, so you’ll have the last laugh at your mid-year review!)